Friday, February 19, 2010

The Last Station (2 Oscar Nominations)

Inspired by a true story means it’s just as much fiction as fact, and what a lovely combination it makes in “The Last Station”.

“The Last Station” is a period piece inspired by the life of Leo Tolstoy, author of War and Peace. I cried, I laughed…I loved this film. If the Academy Award was named R.A.N. instead of Oscar, “The Last Station” would be nominated for Best Picture taking the place of “An Education”. "The Last Station" is an art film, no doubt, but what a lovely piece of art it is.

Helen Mirren plays Tolstoy’s wife, Sofia, and she’s nominated for Best Actress by Oscar. Now, this is a nomination Oscar and I agree on. Also, nominated is Christopher Plummer, who plays Tolstoy. Again, Oscar and I agree! Oscar got two out of three right...not bad for a gold guy (NOT “old guy", after all 82 is the new 65, well sort of).

It’s rated R for a scene of sexuality/nudity. This was the only piece of the “art” that bugged me. Literally, it’s “a scene”. “A scene” that could have been left out and the film would have been rated PG-13. But, the scene is in the movie and, therefore, the film is appropriately rated R.

“The Last Station” reminded me to be as loving as possible to the ones I love most. Without a doubt it's an amazing film that is Oscar worthy. This equals a RACE to this artsy, lovely period piece…providing you are an artsy, lovely period piece movie type.
If you're questioning your type, count how many times I used a form of the word love in this review. If the the number makes you happy, you'll love this movie. If you think, “Lighten up on the love stuff.”, it’s probably not a movie for you.

P.S. Thanks Oscar, without you I would have missed this gem!

Rating for "The Last Station" = *****RACE To This Movie

R.A.N.’s Rating System:
*****RACE To This Movie = Amazing/Oscar Worthy
****RUN To This Movie = Great
***JOG To This Movie = Good
**WALK To This Movie = So-So
*SKIP PAST This Movie = Bad



A Serious Man (Nominated for Best Picture)

Bless this serious man’s heart. Larry Gopnik, played by Michael Stuhlbarg has everything going wrong for him and if you’re familiar with the Coen brothers you aren’t surprised. If you’re a fan of these two brothers you’ll probably like “A Serious Man”, but I’m not a fan.

For me dark comedy is such an oxymoron…I don’t ever see the comedy, just the dark. Oscar on the other hand tends to nod in dark comedy’s direction. Especially, when done by the Coen Brothers; think “Fargo”, “Barton Fink” and, now, “A Serious Man”, which is nominated for Best Picture.

“A Serious Man” is appropriately rated R for language, some sexuality/nudity and brief violence.

Because of the last 6 minutes of the film, I’m going to give “A Serious Man” a little credit. At the end of the film, Larry, who's at a horrible time in his life, has a character defining decision to make while no one is looking. When it comes time for Larry to make the decision, you may start thinking, “Dude, you’re in a tough spot. Just make the compromise, no one will know.” Or will you be pleading with him, “Larry, don’t do it! You’ll know and that’s all that matters.” Unfortunately, to “be” in that moment with him, you'll have to experience the first 99 minutes of the movie. So, I recommend you WALK slowly to “A Serious Man” for a personal character analysis OR save 99 minutes and simply ask yourself, “What am I characterized by when no one is watching?”

Rating for "A Serious Man" = * ½ WALK slowly

This Movie R.A.N.’s Rating System:
*****RACE To This Movie = Amazing/Oscar Worthy
****RUN To This Movie = Great
***JOG To This Movie = Good
**WALK To This Movie = So-So
*SKIP PAST This Movie = Bad

Monday, February 15, 2010

District 9

“District 9” is nominated for Best Picture by Oscar…and the question I keep asking is, “Oscar, is this a joke?”

“District 9” is a sci-fi film that runs 112 minutes. After 50 minutes I was tired of the back and forth between news clips and the storyline of violence. Granted, I’m not a sci-fi kind of gal, and the only reason I even attempted to watch “District 9” is because it got a nod from Oscar. Since I’m a movie reviewer that PAYS to watch movies and not one that GETS PAID to watch movies, I decided enough was enough. I turned off this rental early and thanked God that writing reviews is a hobby and I wasn’t required to endure the last 62 minutes!

The film is rated “R” for bloody violence and pervasive language, which both contributed to my decision to not finish the movie. “District 9” is a critically acclaimed film and several critics discuss symbolism of racism and prejudice in the film. I can see where someone could make this connection. However, my tolerance for gore, constant use of the “F-Bomb”, choppy scenes and distracting aliens is pretty low. “District 9” manages to combine all four and leads me to recommend you SKIP PAST it.

Rating for "District 9" = * SKIP PAST

This Movie R.A.N.’s Rating System:
*****RACE To This Movie = Amazing/Oscar Worthy
****RUN To This Movie = Great
***JOG To This Movie = Good
**WALK To This Movie = So-So
*SKIP PAST This Movie = Bad

Thursday, February 11, 2010

An Education

Oscar wouldn’t be Oscar without a movie like “An Education” being nominated for Best Picture. "An Education" would make an excellent critical analysis of a sixteen year old girl in the 60’s living in London with dreams of attending Oxford. The analysis would center around the creepy relationship between Jenny and David, which in 2010 we call statutory rape and illegal. Unfortunately, in the ‘60’s often times people chose to turn a blind eye to this type of predatory behavior.

Carey Mulligan, who plays 16 year old Jenny, is also nominated by Oscar for Best Actress. "An Education" isn't for the typical movie-goer. It’s an artsy, fartsy film that is the polar opposite of Best Picture nominations like "The Blind Side", "UP" and "Avatar".

The film is rated PG-13 for mature thematic material involving sexual content and for smoking. There’s no way I would take a 13 year old to see this film…or 14, or 15… Actually, I think a better rating would be PG-16, and even that's a stretch.

If, and only if, you are a “film” lover (definition of a film lover is someone who loves the art of film, the directing, filming, lighting, analysis of film, etc.) do I recommend you see this Oscar nominated film. Oscar gave this a nod simply for “that” crowd, which I consider myself part of “that” crowd. But, even I didn’t really dig it. The rest of the world can SKIP PAST this education.

Rating for "An Education" = * SKIP PAST This Movie

R.A.N.’s Rating System:
*****RACE To This Movie = Amazing/Oscar Worthy
****RUN To This Movie = Great
***JOG To This Movie = Good
**WALK To This Movie = So-So
*SKIP PAST This Movie = Bad

Monday, February 8, 2010

UP

Grab some tissue, because you’re going to need it.

"UP" is an animated film by Pixar that may appear lighthearted, but elicited plenty of tears from me throughout the entire movie. Love, life, disappointments and adventure are all touched on during the time you’ll spend with the lead characters, Carl and Russell.


Prior to "UP", the only animated film to be nominated by Oscar for Best Picture was “Beauty and the Beast”in 1991. A little Oscar history lesson: the Best Animated category was added in 2001. "UP" is also nominated for Best Animated Film. I believe "UP" will take Oscar home for this category on March 7th.

The movie is rated PG for peril (danger) and action. A “G” rating would have been completely appropriate, which stands for general audiences. Whether you are older and have discovered how quickly life goes by or younger and still think you are invincible, everyone will enjoy "UP".

"UP" is now available for rental. I recommend you RUN pick up the DVD, curl up on the couch with some popcorn and experience the adventures of "UP" in the comfort of your own home
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Rating for "UP" = ****RUN To This Movie

R.A.N.’s Rating System:
*****RACE To This Movie = Amazing/Oscar Worthy
****RUN To This Movie = Great
***JOG To This Movie = Good
**WALK To This Movie = So-So
*SKIP Past This Movie = Bad

Saturday, February 6, 2010

Avatar

Holy Moley! Simply Amazing! I’ve never seen anything like it!

Why on earth haven’t I already seen "Avatar"? I mean, good grief...I’m a critic…well more like the mom next door movie reviewer. And the truth is I’d been subconsciously boycotting "Avatar" because I didn’t want to support James Cameron. I thought Jimmy seemed a little too big for his britches. So, mentally, I was avoiding it….and boy has James missed my $15 dollars contribution. "Avatar" has made over $2 billion since it was released, now surpassing "The Titanic", the highest grossing movie of all time. What's the common link between these two films? Cameron, he directed both. Maybe, his pants fit just fine, he truly is a movie genius!

I’ve heard people say they thought the film was anti-American. I didn’t see it in this light at all. The movie clearly shows how everyone loses in war, which most people agree, but I saw no indication of anti-American. The tone set by "Avatar" is pro-peace.

"Avatar" is rated PG-13, for intense epic battle sequences and for warfare, sensuality, language and some smoking. Personally, I thought it could have done without the smoking. There's a significant amount of cussing and my guess is in a real war there is a fair amount that goes on. So, while I wish there was less language, I think it depicts a dose of reality for men and women who are in battle.

The last 12 years “Good Will Hunting” has been my favorite movie, followed closely by “The Prince of Tides”. “Avatar”, has now slid into first place…it’s a narrow margin between the three films, but none the less “Avatar” has taken the lead.

For the handful of people who haven’t already seen "Avatar" I recommend you RACE to a 3-D IMAX and watch it. If you’ve already seen it, and saw it on a regular screen, I don’t think you could have had the same experience. I recommend you RACE again and watch it at a 3-D IMAX! Chances are you’ll sit there with your cool 3-D shades on and your mouth open in awe, I know I did!

Rating for "Avatar" = ***** RACE To This Movie

R.A.N.’s Rating System:
*****RACE To This Movie = Amazing/Oscar Worthy
****RUN To This Movie = Great
***JOG To This Movie = Good
**WALK To This Movie = So-So
*SKIP Past This Movie = Bad


Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Let the Race Begin!

Oscar started the race today when he announced his nods for the 2010 Academy Awards.

The five areas I will be voting and predicting are; 1. Best Picture, 2. Best Actor, 3. Best Actress, 4. Best Supporting Actor and 5. Best Supporting Actress. All films in red I've seen and listed the date of my review and my rating.

My vote means: If R.A.N. was sent a ballet this is who I would vote for.
My prediction means: Who I think will actually win (sometimes Oscar doesn't agree with me!).

BEST PICTURE

Oscar couldn’t decide this year, so he added 5 additional films for Best Picture, making it a total of 10 nominations. I have seen 5 of the films nominated and of those 5 my vote today, 2/2/10 is for “The Hurt Locker”. However, by March 7th I'll have seen all of the below nominations and will update my final vote and prediction of who will win.

Movies I haven't R.A.N. to:
“Avatar”
"District 9"
"An Education"
"A Serious Man"
"Up"

Movies I have R.A.N. to:

"The Blind Side" Nov. 23, 09 Rating: ****RUN
"Hurt Locker" July 21, 09 Rating: ****RUN
"Inglourioius Basterds" Aug. 23, ’09 Rating: *** 1/2 JOG quickly
" Precious" Dec. 23, ’09 Rating: *****RACE PAST (due to the extremely dark content of "Precious", while it's brilliant I don't recommned you see it.)
"Up in the Air" Dec. 28, ’09 Rating: **1/2 JOG slowly

BEST ACTOR

I've seen three of the five nominated roles, today, 2/2/10 my vote is for Morgan Freeman in "Invictus". Again look for updates after I've R.A.N. to all of the below.

Films I haven't R.A.N. to are in white and those I have R.A.N. To are in RED

Jeff Bridges in “Crazy Heart”
Colin Firth in “A Single Man”
George Clooney in “Up in the Air”

R.A.N. To "Up in the Air" Dec. 28 ’09 Rating:**1/2 JOG slowly
Morgan Freeman in “Invictus” R.A.N. To "Invictus" Dec. 23, ’09 Rating: *****RACE
Jeremy Renner in “The Hurt Locker” R.A.N. To "Hurt Locker": July 21, 09 Rating: ****RUN

BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR

I’ve R.A.N. To the two RED films below and based on those two my vote would be for Matt Damon in "Invictus". This may change once I see the other 3 nominees.

Woody Harrelson in “The Messenger”
Christopher Plummer in “The Last Station”
Stanley Tucci in “The Lovely Bones”

Christoph Waltz in “Inglourious Basterds” R.A.N. To "Inglourious Basterds": Aug. 23, ’09 Rating: *** 1/2 JOG quickly
Matt Damon in “Invictus” R.A.N. To "Invictus": Dec. 23, ’09 Rating: *****RACE

BEST ACTRESS
I's a difficult pick between Meryl Streep and Sandra Bullock. I think we have another Erin Brockovich (Julia Roberts) in our midst this year! I'm voting for Sandra Bullock in "The Blind Side" and predicting she wins. I loved Meryl in "Julie & Julia", but its Sandra's turn!

Helen Mirren in “The Last Station”
Carey Mulligan in “An Education”
Sandra Bullock in “The Blind Side” R.A.N. To "The Blind Side" Nov. 23, ’09 Rating: ****RUN
Gabourey Sidibe in “Precious R.A.N. To "Precious" Dec. 23, ’09 Rating: *****RACE PAST(
due to the severe darkness of this film I DO NOT recommend you see it)
Meryl Streep in “Julie & Julia” R.A.N. To "Julie & Julia" Aug 30, ’09 Rating: *****RACE

BEST SUPPORTING ACTESS

I’ve seen three of the nominated roles and while I recommended you RACE PAST "Precious" at this point Mo’Nique gets my vote.

Penélope Cruz in “Nine”
Maggie Gyllenhaal in “Crazy Heart”
Vera Farmiga in “Up in the Air” R.A.N. To “Up in the Air” Dec. 28, ’09 Rating: **1/2 JOG Slowly
Anna Kendrick in “Up in the Air” R.A.N. To “Up in the Air” Dec. 28, ’09 Rating: **1/2 JOG Slowly

Mo’Nique in “Precious” R.A.N. To “Precious” Dec. 23, ’09 Rating: *****RACE PAST (while this is a brilliant film, due to the extremely dark content of this movie I don’t recommend you see it.)

The next month will be fun to run to the movies I haven't seen and watch who emerges as the leader and ultimately takes Oscar home on March 7th.

LET THE RACE BEGIN!


Thursday, January 7, 2010

It's Complicated

“It’s Predictable” is an alternative title for the film It’s Complicated. Now don't get me wrong, sometimes being predictable is a good thing. For example, knowing Meryl Streep will be amazing and Steve Martin will be funny are things we like to know. However, I’d rather not know most of the punch lines from the comical scenes. Unfortunately, the trailers for It’s Complicated reveal the vast majority of the plots, making the movie much "less" complicated.

If you haven’t seen a trailer for the film, it’s a comedy about a love triangle between Jane (Streep), Adam (Martin) and Jane’s ex-husband Jake (Alec Baldwin). Who wins Jane over? Well, you’ll have to see the movie to find out for sure…thank goodness the trailers didn’t totally give it away.

The film is rated R for some drug content and sexuality. Both the drug and sexuality scenes are revealed in ….you guessed it…the previews! So you won’t be surprised by either, but you may still find yourself chuckling.

Often times the holidays are complicated enough, so taking a JOG to It’s Complicated and watching the expected might be just what you need to recover from your holiday seasons.

Rating for It's Complicated = ***JOG To This Movie

P.S. Streep is nominated for a Golden Globe for her role in It's Complicated playing Jane. She will be competing against herself for this award on January 17th. Because she's also nominated for her portrayal of Julia Child in the amazing film Julie & Julia (see my review dated Aug. 30, 2009). Playing roles with the first initial “J” turned out pretty good for her this year! Congrats Meryl!

R.A.N.’s Rating System:
*****RACE To This Movie = Amazing/Oscar Worthy
****RUN To This Movie = Great
***JOG To This Movie = Good
**WALK To This Movie = So-So
*SKIP Past This Movie = Bad


Monday, December 28, 2009

Up in the Air

What’d I miss? Up in the Air has so much buzz around it, surely I missed something. It’s a good movie, but whoever is promoting it could probably sell ice to Eskimos, because the movie just wasn’t all that …or maybe I missed something.

George Clooney stars in Up in the Air, and it could be loosely based on his real life (it’s not, but it could be). Clooney, who bet Nicole Kidman $10,000 dollars that he wouldn’t be married by age 40, plays bachelor, Ryan Bingham. Side note: Clooney won the bet. Kidman sent him a $10,000 check, but he returned it with a note saying, “'Double or nothing for another 10 years.” Anyway, getting back to the movie...Ryan (Clooney) spends most of his time with strangers; he’s either flying with them or firing them. Then, he meets Alex, played by Vera Farmiga, and realizes, maybe, he’s found that special someone. Maybe, he doesn’t want to be alone. Maybe, he wants a closer relationship…but, maybe, not.


The film is appropriately rated R for language and some sexual content.

There’s a social connection to our current economic situations because of all the lay-offs that take place during the film. Even with that relevant piece I still don’t get all the excitement around this film. As far as reviews go, I’m pretty much alone on this because Up in the Air is nominated for more Golden Globes than any other film. I’m more than willing to recommend you JOG slowly to this movie, but any faster than that leaves me asking "What'd I miss?"

Rating For Up in the Air = **1/2 JOG slowly To This Movie

R.A.N.’s Rating System:
*****RACE To This Movie = Amazing/Oscar Worthy
****RUN To This Movie = Great
***JOG To This Movie = Good
**WALK To This Movie = So-So
*SKIP Past This Movie = Bad




Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Invictus

Nelson Mandela, portrayed to perfection by Morgan Freeman, in the film Invictus demonstrates 1 Corinthians 13:13 “to a tee”. This scripture states, “And now abide faith, hope, love…but the greatest of these is love.” No matter what religion or faith you are, most people agree that more love in the world is a good thing.

The word “Invictus”, is the title of a poem Mandela had in his prison cell, which declares, "I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul.” Jack Canfield, author of Chicken Soup for the Soul, simplifies this concept to, “Take 100% Responsibility.” This film exemplifies the power of loving others and taking 100% responsibility in a masterful way!

Invictus is based on the true story of how Nelson Mandela brought his country together by inspiring the South African rugby team to win the World Cup Championship. If I had to describe this film in one word, it would be FORGIVENESS. Nelson Mandela personifies forgiveness, which leads to greatness! If Oscar doesn’t nod in the direction of Morgan Freeman and Matt Damon for their excellent performances in this film, he will be sooo in the doghouse!

It is rated PG-13 for brief strong language; darn that strong language. Without it I’d recommend this film for everyone at any age because of the positive seeds it plants in our minds!

Be patient in the beginning, the film works like a marathon, not a sprint and builds up steam as it goes. I recommend you get on your running shoes, baby, and RACE to this movie. You will be inspired to be the best you can be and help the world be a better place.

R.A.N.’s Rating For Invictus = *****Race To This Movie

R.A.N.’s Rating System:
*****RACE To This Movie = Amazing/Oscar Worthy
****RUN To This Movie = Great
***JOG To This Movie = Good
**WALK To This Movie = So-So
*SKIP Past This Movie = Bad

Precious

The film Precious is nominated for Best Picture by the Golden Globes and the Screen Actors Guild. In addition both the lead actress, Gabourey Sidibe and the supporting actress, Mo’Nique, are nominated for a Golden Globe and Screen Actors award, which is often a good hint of the direction Oscar is leaning. With that said, I am not recommending you see this film.

If you saw Monster’s Ball, which Hailey Berry earned an Oscar, it felt like a walk in the park compared to Precious. I realize stirring up emotions is what makes a good film, but to the degree it’s done in Precious it’s too heartbreaking.

Precious is the story of a girl, severally abused by her family, who chooses to make many good decision in spite of the hand she’s been dealt. Yes, it’s Oscar worthy, which would usually be a *****Race rating. However, I’m suggesting you RACE PAST Precious.

How can a movie be Oscar worthy, yet, I advise you don’t go see it? To be frank, I’m not sure. But, as I write this review I realize the film is brilliantly executed and there is hope at the end but the heaviness is simply too much for me to endorse. This film is rated R for child abuse including sexual assault and pervasive language.

R.A.N.’s Rating For Precious = *****Race PAST This Movie (due to the dark, dark, darkness of the majority of this film I’m NOT recommending you see it )

R.A.N.’s Rating System:
*****RACE To This Movie = Amazing/Oscar Worthy
****RUN To This Movie = Great
***JOG To This
Movie = Good
**WALK To This Movie = So-So
*SKIP Past This Movie = Bad

Sunday, December 13, 2009

When R.A.N. Met Oscar

Similar to the relationship of Harry and Sally in When Harry Met Sally (1989), Oscar and I don’t always agree. Prior to 1991 we had a few mutual interest such as Rain Man (1988) and Pretty Women (1990), but as a general rule I didn’t concur with many of his opinions.

Then along came The Prince of Tides (1991) starring Barbara Streisand and Nick Nolte. The Prince of Tides is the ONLY movie I've seen TWO times in ONE day. It got Oscar’s attention too, and he gave the film seven nods. However, he overlooked Barbara Streisand twice, in both the Best Director and Best Actress categories. I realize Streisand is controversial in her politics, but Oscar, come on; you’re supposed to be objective here. Nonetheless, for the first time we saw eye to eye on the majority of nods and that’s when the chemistry between us began.


For the next 6 years I observed him from afar. Often wondering what he was thinking, especially, when it came to The Crying Game (1992) and The English Patient (1996). Yet, we still had some things in common like The Fugitive (1993) and Braveheart (1995). Still, there was no commitment until 1997.

Then, in 1997 we met, again, via Good Will Hunting which was written by Matt Damon and Ben Affleck. We both were of the same mind and found this film exceptional. Oscar gave it the attention it deserved; nine nominations and two wins. The rest is history, we’ve been together ever since.

Every year I race to the movies that get Oscar’s buzz and nods, and then we meet together on Oscar Night. Like any relationship, Oscar and I still don't always agree, and, unfortunately, he always seems to get the final say. But, we’ve had some good memories together over the last 11 years.

Taking a look down memory lane, here are just a few of the nominations we’ve both enjoyed…

Shakespeare in Love (1998), Erin Brockovich (2000), A Beautiful Mind (2001), Million Dollar Baby (2004), The Pursuit of Happiness (2007) and most recently Slumdog Millionaire (2008)…..

Will we agree this year? Only time will tell. So, remember when you make a run to the movies, check here to see if I already R.A.N. to The Movie and what my review is.

Saturday, December 12, 2009

Fantastic Mr. Fox

Fantastic Mr. Fox is a bit of a stretch. ”Good” Mr. Fox…sure, it's a good movie. Or, “Family” Mr. Fox, because it's appropriate for the entire family. Oh, or maybe, “Big Name” Mr. Fox since George Clooney, Meryl Streep and a star-studded cast do the voiceovers…but Fantastic Mr. Fox, um…not so much.

Fantastic Mr. Fox is based on the children’s book titled the same. Mr Fox, voiced by George Clooney, is the Robin Hood of animals. He steals from the farmers to provide for animals less fortunate. The farmers decide to band together and set a trap for Mr. Fox, which affects him, his family and others.

It’s rated PG for action, smoking and slang humor. Instead of using foul language the animals say, “What the cuss?” Granted you get to pick the “cuss” word that applies. You could choose, “What the heck?”, but I must admit that wasn’t the first word that came to my mind. So, parents be prepared for the possibility of your child responding to your request or directions with, “What the cuss?” mimicking the movie. Just a little heads up.

As a family we agreed this movie is worthy of a JOG, which means it’s GOOD, but not fantastic.

R.A.N.’s Rating For Fantastic Mr. Fox = ***JOG To This Movie

R.A.N.’s Rating System:
*****RACE To This Movie = Amazing/Oscar Worthy

****RUN To This Movie = Great
***JOG To This Movie = Good
**WALK To This Movie = So-So
*SKIP Past This Movie = Bad



Monday, November 23, 2009

The Blind Side

TOUCHDOWN! Go Sandra! It’s your birthday…not really…party anyway! Give it up to Sandra Bullock who gives an excellent performance portraying spunky, real-life Leigh Anne Touhy in The Blind Side.

The Blind Side is the inspiring true story about a Tennessee family who takes in a homeless African American boy, Michael Oher, and it forever changes his life. Everyone should see this movie during the holiday season. It helps us give thanks for what we have and reminds us how making a difference in one life can ultimately touch many.

The movie is so close to PG, but gets pushed to PG-13 due to one scene involving brief violence, drug and sexual references. Depending on the maturity of your kids I think it’s appropriate for children 10 and older.

No doubt, you will leave this movie cheering! Although, I don’t think the cheers are loud enough for Oscar to yell Bullock’s name for a nomination. Why? Because if Oscar is his typical self, the movie is too “feel good” …or maybe he’ll surprise us like he did with Erin Brockovich (Julia Roberts). No matter what Oscar thinks, feeling good is a great thing any time of year, and especially during the holidays. So after you’ve had your turkey and pecan pie grab the family and RUN to see The Blind Side.

R.A.N.’s Rating For The Blind Side = ****RUN To This Movie

R.A.N.’s Rating System:
*****RACE To This Movie = Amazing/Oscar Worthy
****RUN To This Movie = Great
***JOG To This Movie = Good
**WALK To This Movie = So-So
*SKIP Past This Movie = Bad


Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Amelia

We all know flying is the fastest way to travel, but the movie Amelia feels like you're on the slow boat to China. Amelia, follows the true story of Amelia Earhart the legendary women who made aviation history as the first female to fly across the Atlantic. I thought the movie was a sure fire Oscar contender, but the film never got off the ground, similar to Earhart’s runway crash in 1937 when a tire blew during take-off and the plane never got in the air.

Earhart was humiliated by her accident on the runway. I wouldn't go as far as to say Hilary Swank, who plays Earhart in the film, should be humiliated by her portrayal. Let's just say she won't be getting a call from Oscar for this role.


The film is appropriately rated PG for some sensuality, language, thematic elements and smoking.

For a film with such potential it really falls short in its character development along with the acting and directing. If you're looking for a way to fill time one afternoon and you're finished with your holiday shopping, don’t need anything from the grocery store and your sock drawer is clean, then you can leisurely WALK to this movie. If you just want to brush up on your history facts, simply Google "Amelia Earhart" and you’ll get all the information you need and have time to spare.

R.A.N.’s Rating For Amelia = **Walk To This Movie

R.A.N.’s Rating System:
*****RACE To This Movie = Amazing/Oscar Worthy
****RUN To This Movie = Great
***JOG To This Movie = Good
**WALK To This Movie = So-So
*SKIP Past This Movie = Bad


Wednesday, September 23, 2009

The Informant!

Right here, right now, I must tell you Matt Damon, who stars in The Informant!, is one of my favorite actors. And, Good Will Hunting, written by Damon and his best friend, Ben Affleck, is one of my favorite movies. I love the storyline and the acting in Good Will Hunting. Yet, what won me over was the tenacity shown by Damon and Affleck in creating, selling and starring in such a brilliant film. Ultimately, these two childhood friends, who were basically no-names in Hollywood, won an Oscar for best screenplay and the rest is history!

So, it was with great expectations I went to go see Damon in The Informant! Based on the true story of Mark Whitacre (Damon), a corporate whistleblower, who turns out to be a compulsive liar. Surprisingly, Steven Soderbergh (Ocean’s 11, 12 and 13) decided to make this film a comedy. Something about this didn't resonate for me. Now, if you’ve seen the movie or read a review, you may be thinking, “Come on, Rachele, it’s a satire. You just didn’t get it.” And, you’d be right. I just didn’t get the humor of a habitual liar, who ultimately served 8 years in prison and tried to commit suicide two times. Realizing this is a story based on a real person, who apparently had a real mental illness, didn’t transfer to any kind of funny or comedy for me.

The one lesson reinforced by Whitacre and The Informant! is "Honesty is the best policy." Since most of us learned that from our parents you can save your money and SKIP PAST this “liar, liar pants on fire” movie.

R.A.N.’s Rating For The Informant! = * Skip Past This Movie

R.A.N.’s Rating System:
*****RACE To This Movie = Amazing/Oscar Worthy
****RUN To This Movie = Great
***JOG To This Movie = Good
**WALK To This Movie = So-So
*SKIP Past This Movie = Bad




Sunday, August 30, 2009

Julie & Julia

Absolutely divine! I LOVE Julie & Julia! This movie is based on 2 MOSTLY true stories and combined to serve up 1 amazing movie. Did I mention I LOVE this movie?!? Granted, there are several variables that enhanced my infatuation.

Variable #1-Julie, played by Amy Adams, decides to share her passion for cooking through a blog. I know someone that recently started a blog…oh, right, that someone would be ME!!

Variable #2-Julia Child, played to perfection by Meryl Streep, writes a book about cooking. I know someone that recently started writing a book...oh, right, that someone would be ME!!

Variable #3- Both Julie and Julia’s husbands were their biggest fans. I got choked up during a scene when Julia’s book had been declined, yet again and Paul, her husband, is so loving, supportive and believes in her 100%. Was his name Paul or Jerry? Hummmm...I know someone married to a supportive husband named Jerry.....Oh, right that someone would be ME! (Jerry is my husband of 20 years and MY biggest fan!)

The above variables are in favor of the movie Julie & Julia. Working against it is the fact I have NO passion for cooking. I’m so thankful for Marie and A.J. They make my life much easier. In case you haven’t met them yet, Marie's full name is Marie Calendar, a local restaurant that supplies my annual Thanksgiving & Christmas dinners. A.J.'s is our local grocery store that has delicious pre-cooked meals and is responsible for most of our family dinners. Even though it may appear this is a movie about cooking, it's really a movie about finding your passion and sharing it with others.

The rating of PG-13 is appropriate for brief strong language and some sensuality.

So, drum roll please...it’s official, we have our 1st RACE To This Movie recommendation and I predict Meryl Streep will be hearing from Oscar for this role. With that said, stop now, check your local listing movie times for Julie & Julia and RACE To This Movie!
BON A PETITE!

R.A.N.’s Rating For Julie & Julia = ***** RACE To This Movie

R.A.N.’s Rating System:
*****RACE To This Movie = Amazing/Oscar Worthy
****RUN To This Movie = Great
***JOG To This Movie = Good
**WALK To This Movie = So-So
*SKIP Past This Movie = Bad




Funny People

What’s the best thing about the movie Funny People? The fact that after about 10 minutes I walked out and asked a manager if I could switch movies and watch Julie and Julia (see review)!

Apparently, the writers of Funny People think another “F” word is what creates comedy and decided to use it a bazillion times in the beginning of the movie. I chose to SKIP Past the rest of the movie. When I got home and discovered it's rated R due to "language and crude sexual humor throughout.." I realized the dialogue must have remained the same and that's just not funny!

R.A.N.’s Rating For Funny People = *SKIP Past This Movie

R.A.N.’s Rating System:
*****RACE To This Movie = Amazing/Oscar Worthy
****RUN To This Movie = Great
***JOG To This Movie = Good
**WALK To This Movie = So-So
*SKIP Past This Movie = Bad

Sunday, August 23, 2009

Inglorious Basterds

Gory is the first word that comes to mind when I think about Inglorious Basterds. The next word that comes to mind is…oh, I guess the next two words that come to mind are Quentin Tarantino (Pulp Fiction). In typical QT style a graphic, captivating and humorous movie is created that kept me intrigued the entire 2 hours and 23 minutes.

The movie begins with the disclaimer of “Once Upon A Time…..” making it clear this isn’t a movie based on Hitler/Nazi historical facts. In Tarantino fashion he adds a reference to Cinderella assuring us this is a fable. Then as if to say, "Remember this is make-believe" he slips one final reference to the classic fiction of Romeo and Juliet.


Brad Pitt is the star in this movie, but he shines brighter thanks to Christopher Waltz, who plays his nemesis, Nazi Colonel Hans Landa. Waltz creates a character you will love to hate and received the Best Actor Award at the 2009 Cannes Film Festival for this role. Many say he is certain to get a call from Oscar.

This film is definitely appropriately rated R for strong graphic violence, language and brief sexuality. If you can get past the gory violence this movie is extremely entertaining and actually quite amusing. Unfortunately, the gore factor slows me down from a run to a quick jog to see Inglorious Basterds.

R.A.N.’s Rating For Inglorious Basterds = *** ½ Jog Quickly To This Movie

R.A.N.’s Rating System:
*****RACE
To This Movie = Amazing/Oscar Worthy
****RUN To This Movie = Great
***JOG To This Movie = Good
**WALK To This Movie = So-So
*SKIP Past This Movie = Bad

Saturday, August 8, 2009

R.A.N. To Blockbuster: The Soloist (New DVD Release)

When it comes to movies based on a true story, happy endings are best and hopeful endings can work. The true story told in The Soloist is more hopeful than happy. Unfortunately, due to the slow pace of the story, The Soloist, didn’t really work.

Steve Lopez (Robert Downey Jr.), a L.A. Times columnist meets, by happenstance, a homeless man, Nathaniel Ayers (Jamie Fox), and befriends him. I should say, befriends him to the best of his abilities. Ayers, who once attended Julliard, is plagued with mental illness and Lopez has a past of letting people down, especially, his ex-wife, (Catherine Keener). This combination makes for a challenging friendship and hence, creates a movie that is more hopeful than happy.

The character’s personal issues aren’t the only problems this movie has. The movie dragged, possibly, due to the fact the author of the story is Lopez himself, with it being his life experience it seems he tried to include too many of the details. The acting is good, but not great. Lastly, the movie is appropriately rated PG-13 for thematic elements, some drug use and language.

Due to the slow pace of the movie I wouldn’t recommend it for family night. Instead, take a look at one of my favorite, happy ending true stories: The Rookie with Dennis Quaid, The Pursuit of Happiness with Will Smith or
Invincible with Mark Wahlberg.

R.A.N.’s Rating For The Soloist = ** ½ Walk Quickly To This Movie.

R.A.N.’s Rating System:
*****RACE To This Movie = Amazing/Oscar Worthy
****RUN To This Movie = Great
***JOG To This Movie = Good
**WALK To This Movie = So-So
*SKIP Past This Movie = Bad